Answering Machine

Hey Jesse! This is Trixie, from last night. Remember? You know, the redhead with the boobs? From the bar? Like…by the jukebox, baby? well... I was wondering, are you going to call? 'cause if you are then I'll be waiting, paying attention to my cell and all, but if you are not, then you might as well say it and I'll turn the damn thing off, 'cause not that many people call me this late. But, since you said you were calling....

Anyhow, when you said you were having fun, were you really having fun? Or was that just because you were being polite? Or was it sarcasm?? I couldn't help but wonder.. 'cause you know politeness, sarcasm and real fun...well they might not be all the same, but they are similar, it's like they are close, like relatives, cousins maybe. I don't mean geographically close like... say... my house and the mall.

So, will you call, Jesse from the bar? I'd like it if you called. I had a good time last night, like: REAL, man, and I wouldn't lie. 'cause it's not okay to lie and I wouldn't be sarcastic 'cause I don't really know how to do that... be sarcastic you know, I can't pull that off, but maybe you can, don't know, 'cause after all: I don't really know you.

Bye now!

Oh, that was Trix. You know? Just the redhead from last night. Call me!